I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We need a shit load of segways right now
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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