But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
There r osticjed everywhere
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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