We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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