i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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