oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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