Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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