Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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