the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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