some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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