Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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