i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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