Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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