I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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