Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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