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I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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