No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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