It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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