i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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