All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
