So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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