she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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