the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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