Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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