I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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