Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i think my mom watched the whole time
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
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i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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