4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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