Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?