I like to think it a success when the cops are called
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.