Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
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Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay