If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Randomize
