my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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