You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I will be naked everywhere
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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