I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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