Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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