Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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