What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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