Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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