One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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