I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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