i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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