But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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