so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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