how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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