i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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