Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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