I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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