Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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