Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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