ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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