You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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