so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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