Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I am one with the molecules
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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