It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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