No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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