Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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