i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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