I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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