BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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