So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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