i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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